The Venus of Willendorf (first photo below) has been replaced as the first prehistoric fertililty sculpture. Clearly it’s not just in modern times that we replace the sagging maternal types with bustier alternatives!
I post this not to flaunt my secret Art History background, but to quote Stephen Colbert: Prehistoric art’s obsession with fertility pretty much proves that “all technology is driven by porn.”
Prehistoric boobies after the jump.
Venus of Willendorf
Higher, Tighter, Older
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