Whole Foods’s shelves were all too early bare,
But as til Thursday we will be snowed in,
Bare shelves could not stop me from going there.
To be quite frank I went for just one thing —
I wanted bourbon and I had forgot,
Their liquor license holds just wine and beer;
Reluctantly I found milk and the lot.
Without bourbon tho I remained afraid
Of snowy pangs when everything’s delayed.
Around the block I trudged in near despair
O Dear Logan why do you pleasures hide?!
Then tell-tale deadbolt and tall guard aware
The presence of a liquor store belied!
Gladly for under twenty dollars sold
Shelves stocked now with warming Kentucky gold.