December 5, 2009

Human Rights Trends

Are we becoming more internationalized?  In other words: Have the “human rights” — cough — of individuals supplanted sovereign interests?

1. Willingness to recognize “trend” seems dangerous.  True, we’ve moved in a direction more committed to protecting individuals’ rights with int’l agreements.  But look at American history: Our very first national document, the Decl. of Independence, serves the express purpose of explaining that after so many “abuses and usurpations” we were tired of staying under GB’s thumb.  The framers of our Constitution took our human rights into their hands and implored the rest of the world to recognize that suddenly-responsible position.

As information barriers, etc., fall of course the world at large moves towards Global Community.  What counts is less the question of worldview and much more the degree to which we the present sovereign recognize that global public opinion’s de facto public opinion jurisdiction over us.

The most interesting opposition — and, indeed, the most interesting approach to the question of individual v. sovereign in the “world court” comes from the very heart of America’s approach to governance.  In Federalist 51 James Madison argued that the “preservation of liberty” requires both separation of gov’t'l powers and a gov’t structured in layers.  This permits factions to jostle freely, public choice attaches to ambition, etc.

So, inasmuch as an appeal to the international community to recognize a fledgling nation as sovereign can be called International Law, int’l law has always been primarily concerned with individuals’ human rights.

Trend questions also take root in a comparison to American law, the law of our sovereign and the frame thru which we approach any question of int’l law.  Where thousands, millions of individuals clamor for rights recognition, the only way to protect all involved and the structure of gov’t itself is to construct a series of layered sub-sovereigns.  Enter Federalism, stage right.

Then the question becomes: Where do individual human rights and sovereign interests diverge?  There are lots of obvious examples, perhaps the most obvious of which is where jus ad bellum gives way to jus in bello.  When does it become appropriate to enter war (or commit warlike acts, i.e., to compromise the absolute human rights proscription against harming another human being), and what governs behavior once we’ve bent those absolute terms?

Human rights language then protects the interests of individuals, but the proponent of that language, the protector of those individuals, is the sovereign.  And an entirely different set of rules permits that sovereign to protect itself from threats of its undoing than permits individuals to protect their more discrete interests.

2. That said, perhaps there is a trend.  Just like American Const’l interp sometimes seems like a tug of war on Federalism principles, so too do int’l agreements carry some of that thrust and parry interpretive instinct.  In some areas sovereignty stays critical — like executive agreements, or NATO acts/funding — but in other areas it’s almost beside the point.  Convention on Rights of the Child?  Seriously?  Yes, we’ll join you, Somalia, and sit this one out.

The problem with codifying int’l customary law is the same as attempting to legislate over Torts.  Legislation freezes the pipes through which organic case law flows.  So to some degree the attempt to codify merely institutes opportunities for bad habits, stretched lexicons, etc.  It makes sense that the “world court” would want to nail this sucker down, but that becomes rather pointless when nobody acts like anything binding has happened anyway.

Anyway.  More later, just exploring a bit.

December 4, 2009

Advice: Pass/Fail

It’s exams; everything for the entire foreseeable future will be either about Int’l/Insurance/Tax law, or lifted wholly from someone thinking more clearly than I.

This snarky, straightforward response from ATL totally scratched an itch I didn’t even realize I had (emphases added):

Hello, I need some advice on whether I should pass/fail Evidence. In short, I have a Constitutional Law exam the morning before with the Evidence exam occurring the following afternoon. I can do some studying during the last week of class, but I have to take two finals before Evidence. I am concerned that pass/failing Evidence will look bad especially if I desire employment at a prosecutor’s office. Your thoughts on pass/failing a bar class in this situation? I figured no employer would care enough to hear about a difficult exam schedule since a transcript stands on its own.

The Dude

Dear The Dude,

Pass/fail is code for: didn’t have the stamina to stay and study, the foresight to review in advance, and the balls to face the music. It’s perfectly legitimate to use it for classes like Mental Health Law, Law & Literature, and other lunacy, but when you use it in Evidence, you cross the line. If your future clients discover that their you pass/failed evidence, they’ll probably feel the way I felt many years ago when I went on a date with a “neurologist,” only to discover he was a D.O. (through a Lexis public records search).

The beauty of transcripts is their starkness. No partial credit, no attached Annex A with a moving tale of how your computer and grandmother died during the exam. Your grades speak for themselves, but when you pass/fail, you plead the Fifth. And even a fool knows that people who plead the Fifth have something to hide.

Ultimately, pulling a pass/fail in a core class because of an exam schedule is kind of like pulling a Robert Bowman. Today you pass/fail an exam; tomorrow you start a $400,000 student loan Ponzi scheme. Today you blame bad timing; tomorrow, a jet ski.

There is honor in failing. There is no honor in pass/failing. It is a slippery slope, and you might break your leg in four places going down.

Your friend,

Marin

But you know what Marin, life is pass/fail. Style points only matter in college football and pre-marital sex.  Sooner or later, we all have to learn to stop with the grading. Part of growing up is learning that grades are really stupid. Life is a collection of binary choices that taken together create the decision matrix that is you. People should spend more time analyzing their base choices and less time worrying about how pretty they can make the choice appear.

If I’m reading The Dude right here, he’s already made the choice to take the exam pass/fail. That decision is the end result of many other choices he made over the course of the semester. In fact, I’m sure if we knew more about The Dude we’d see that his entire life has lead him, inexorably, to taking Evidence pass/fail. He has already made the choice.

I for one applaud that choice. I applaud the moxie of it. I applaud the self-awareness it takes to know when you are beaten, and the courage it takes to accept your fate, cruel though it may be. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.

And sure, it is a terrible choice that will absolutely screw you when you roll into a prosecutor’s office rocking a “P” in freaking Evidence, of all things. But even mind-numbingly bad decisions can be laudable.

Heaven is the ultimate pass/fail.

– Saint Peter

Can they? Knowing that you had the “courage” to pass/fail an important class is little consolation when the prosecutor’s office forwards your transcript around internally with the subject line, “LOL – WTF.” Because that will be your future, The Dude, and you will certainly need courage to face it.

Kat NB: Again, everything interesting about this post came directly from here.

December 3, 2009

Insurance Statistics

“When a man gets married, his life insurance rates go down.  When a woman gets married, her rates go up.  This is because marriage is apparently more correlated to death for women.  Also, men are more likely to kill women  they are married to as opposed to women they date.  This is probably because you can just return the cds to the girlfriend, as opposed to actually divorcing the wife.”

- Prof Boardman

(caught in type by Karuna)

December 2, 2009

Paid for Dressing

Sexism, across the board!  Why, were this a woman, she’d probably be getting paid to undress!

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Image: iStockphoto

$83,000 a year is a pretty decent living for most people. To make that kind of money, you generally need to have a fancy degree, or you’ve worked your way up the corporate ladder for years. But not Jason Sadler: all he needs to do is wear a different T-shirt every day.

No, Sadler isn’t a male model. He’s just an ordinary 26-year-old from Florida, who had a very simple, but very smart, idea a year ago. He decided to sell his torso as marketing space for advertisers by wearing a different company’s T-shirt every day, photographing himself in the shirt, filming a video, and blogging about it on his website. His price for wearing the shirts varies day by day, starting at $1 for January 1st and going up to $365 for December 31st.

As word spread about Sadler’s stunt, advertisers began to take notice—and he sold every T-shirt spot for 2009, making $66,795 from T-shirt ad sales, with another $18,000 in revenue from website ad sales. In 2010, he’s doubling the stakes by employing another T-shirt wearer on the West Coast, and doubling the price.

In a time when so many people are being laid off by big companies and struggling to find their feet, it’s refreshing to hear about an entrepreneur finding success based on such a simple, yet unique, idea. There may not be room for too many competitors in his field—but how’s the baseball cap advertising market looking these days?

Lifted whole cloth (cough) from Gimundo.

November 30, 2009

Switzerland Bans Minarets

Nothing like a little old-fashioned xenophobia to reinforce the inclusive, extremist, bitter walls of sharia law:

 

In a vote deemed “a deep embarrassment for the government” of Switzerland by the New York Times, the Swiss have voted to ban the construction of minarets, and according to the Times of London, women played a large part.

Matthew Campbell of the Times reports that “prominent feminists” helped to lead the push for theminaret ban, deeming the structures “male power symbols,” that represent the oppression of women. “”If we give them a minaret, they’ll have us all wearing burqas,” a woman named Julia Werner tells the Times, “Before you know it, we’ll have sharia law and women being stoned to death in our streets. We won’t be Swiss any more.”

Though 57% of the Swiss apparently agreed, on some level, with Werner’s xenophobic assessment, the AP reports that 300 people have already turned out for a demonstration over the vote, leaving signs that read “This is not my Switzerland,” and “We’re sorry.”

From Jezebel.

November 29, 2009

Do I Look Like Mrs. Obama?

GOOD LORD, Obamas, I’m trying to hate you and your not-proud-of-America-til-2008 ways. Please stop making adorable, dynamic, loving faces at one another so I can properly distance myself from you!

Yes, kids: I have a crush on the Obamas.

November 28, 2009

Pomegranates

Holidays for my family always include pomegranates. It’s probably related to harvest and the concept of “plenty,” but frankly all the food my family enjoys is labor-intensive and conducive to sitting around to shoot the bull. Pomegranates, lobster, quahogs — decadent yes, but more importantly they provide for lots of solid conversation time.

We’ve been picking apart pomegranates since wayyy before the California orchards realized this fruit could be profitable. Precisely one store used to carry them, an Italian shop in Boca called King’s, across from where I later took the LSAT. King’s imported their produce and their pastry techniques; we went before every occasion to stock up on both.

Remember that myth where someone descends to Hades armed with dire warning not to eat *anything*? She weakens for a moment and eats three pomegranate seeds. Whoever is the protagonist thus gains control of her time and she finds herself inclined or forced (I don’t remember which) to stay for three years, one year for each seed.

As I sit this morning cracking open what tastes like my millionth familiar pomegranate I can’t help waxing nostalgic. I can’t help but joke to myself that my father likely hopes that I, too, will find myself bound. That I and my brother will prolong our stay, proportionate to the number of seeds we eat.

It’s funny that every family has the same nostalgia — that happy families *are* all alike! Holidays are so ripe with cliche, and the older I get the more I embrace that. K

November 27, 2009

Examples of Coercion

In my first year of law school as a writing exercise we had to analyze “coercion.”  At what point do the conditions presented become so slanted as to render one party helpless to make a choice?

It’s a little paternalistic to assume that conditions could deprive someone of choice.  We’re all subject to the same underlying facts, the same desires, etc.  If one party is more susceptible to pressure than another, whose problem should that be?

Lately for some reason I keep seeing examples of debatable public “coercion.”  A lot of it is my trawling the internets for femme topics, stuff that speaks more directly to women.  But even a lot of feminism, I’ve said before, is somewhat a solipsistic response to imaginedly-coercive conditions.

With disclaimers that I’ve no firm position on which of these are coercive and which not, here are some examples:

Kate Harding’s “fantasy of being thin” reminds me of our sort of paternalistic fear of fat.  Is the push for calorie labels really just a response to coercive market conditions?  Or is it a real health initiative?  Is the “thin culture” coercive?

These Dove ads speak for themselves: Beauty is subjective.  When I was much younger I remember reading that beauty has a lot to do with proportionality — eyes:cheeks ratio, etc.  How much (intellectual) control do we have over our conclusions w/ re to beauty?

And finally, Burqa Barbie.  Barbie has in some ways (on a small scale) represented in the US what the Burqa represents abroad. As long as women make choices — to wear a Burqa or heels or get plastic surgery — it’s not for other women to judge.

When the message “you are imperfect” becomes so pervasive as to undermine women’s ability to choose, then we should stop permitting — or, indeed, requiring — messages that continue to reinforce that coercive message that really hurts women.

I’m so ignorant about Hijab feminism, but the whole “coercion” question is really interesting–see a great video here (WordPress, why are you so coquettish about embedding?!).

November 27, 2009

Borges: Why Write?

Jorge Luis Borges claimed everything he published was a “rough draft.”  Recalling an interview w/ Mexican writer Alfonso Reyes, Borges explains why people write, and why they make those thoughts public.

I am compulsively public, and a hoarder of outlets, so this quote resonates for me:

Well, he once said to me, “Why do we publish books?” “Yes,” I said, “I often ask myself the same question. Why on earth?” He said, “I think I’ve found the solution.” “And what is that?” I asked. “”We publish books,” he said, “in order to avoid spending our whole lives correcting the errors.” And I agree. If one publishes a book, he can then go on to other things.

Jorge Luis Borges: Conversations (edited by Richard Burgin); from Legal Underground.

November 26, 2009

Obvious, but . . .

Krauthammer railed Holder for his “failure is not an option” attitude re KSM’s civilian trial CF, because using the judiciary as a showboat is a nightmare, a travesty, etc.

I completely agree, which isn’t really a shocking change when it comes to Krauthammer’s general brilliance.  But what bugs me is that no one is pointing out the obvious:

The purpose of rule of law is to preclude failure from being an option.

By which I mean: If we all know it would be a travesty to acquit terrorists in civilian courts we find a way to avoid that becoming possible.  If something is bound to fail, our entire constitutional republic is geared towards making that thing actually (as opposed to theoretically) impossible.

Conversely, if it’s all just language and AG Holder isn’t certain that KSM is a terrorist, that “failure” to convict is in fact an option, then don’t talk tough in a way that will make you look like a fool if we do fail to convict.

Since even before b-school I’ve talked about “competition” (tho not on this blog).  There’s a sort of fledgling academic school comparing this meta law-finance-governance concept.  I’m pretty certain that it’s in combining all of those traditionally-specialized schools that it’ll become obvious where a community’s destiny lies in terms of “success” or “failure.”

It seems so obvious that deviation from sovereignty — this weird desire to extend embracing jurisprudence to all the world, rather than protecting citizens at the expense of foreigners or at least alien combatants — spells failure.  Similarly placing the potential for failure in the hands of a select few (the Fed, the Court, the Congress, a practically-unchecked Exec) will ultimately unravel the rules.

If failure is not an option, or if the Fed is “too big to fail,” then why flirt with failure?

November 26, 2009

Animals’ Marriage

I was a (lousy but intense) vegan for almost ten years for reasons much closer to this article (efficiency, really) than to anything related to animal rights.  While now I emphatically embrace man’s victory at the top of the food chain, I can’t help but be a little moved by this paragraph:

The heritage bird runs very fast around the yard first thing in the morning, flapping his wings and trilling musically while the factory-bred girl stands there, calm and blinking. They nuzzle each other, and when one moves out of sight, the other whimpers. How can I kill one or even both of them when they’re just settling into their marriage, into their new home? Can’t. As I type, it’s Nov. 23, I’ve spent $75, driven all over northern California, and I still don’t have a damned turkey.

Originally here, via Daily Dish.

November 24, 2009

Nat’l Geographic Photo Awards